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My God. I Just thought of something... May. 18th, 2006 @ 06:46 pm
Did anyone else really enjoy - and I mean fucken really enjoy – sticking their fingers into sea anemones in rock-pools at the beach?
You remember. These little fuckers…..





Please refrain from applying some Freudian style psychoanalysis to my pre-pubescent pleasure activities and just answer the question. Did you do it too?
Current Location: Unos
Current Mood: nostalgicnostalgic

Mar. 13th, 2006 @ 05:29 pm
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Things not to say in a job interview Mar. 8th, 2006 @ 10:17 am
1. I was just getting sick of being a register monkey
2. Oh, probably just older people I guess, I mean they seem like the type to buy memberships
3. Is it okay to ask a question of you guys at this time?
4. I guess in that sense the role includes being a sort of spokesperson for melbourne too then!

Yep, still unemployed, and now...not lovin it!
Current Mood: cynicalcynical
Current Music: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

Wireless and Bluetooth Jan. 27th, 2006 @ 06:47 pm
I have a new computer! It's one of those white ones that idiots use in wholefoods. Time and place buddy! but, it's got bluetooth and wireless. I am currently connected to the net using a neighbours wireless connection. Amazing huh? And how scandalous. Anyone know of any huge files I should be downloading? More geek…... the photo? I loaded it up from my phone to the computer the other day. no cords required (Bluetooth). Technology these days! Bit worried bout me old man at the moment, he's gone up to the Grampians to help protect his sisters farm. Things have gotten real hairy (like 500 metres away hairy) twice but he was apparently trying to catch yabbies this morning so it can’t all be that bad right? Geoff Crayons is fucken awesome to live with. Their new album is sounding pretty damn good too (if just a little loud). If this were a conversation with someone I would now usually ramble on about how fuct the start to my honours year has been. How fuct? FUCT TO THE EXTREME! 1. I have not completed my arts degree so I cannot start honours. 1. I have not completed my arts degree so I cannot start honours. 1. I have not completed my arts degree so I cannot start honours. Yep. Contrary to the advise of three (count em 1,2,3) course advisors who told me that I was indeed enrolled in the right subjects and etc to start honours in 06, I am one subject short! One little first or second year pissy little friggin subject. I’ve manged to complete two majors but fucken hell! to be one suubject short really blows. 2. The best lecturer in the world who absolutely loves me and who suggested to me that I do honours and who agreed to be my supervisor and who is awesome etc just pulled out. She’s not going to be there in 2nd semester. ARGH! Someone/thing is trying to stop me from studying this year me thinks! In other news how about our leaders Australia Day speech? Yeah John, our troubles would all be over if primary school history teachers would only teach their students about important dates in our history, Gallipolli or the battle of Hastings for example. If we stop learning about historical “themes and Issues”, (colonialism, racism, white Australia policy) then every one would have enough social cement to make our country great. Fuck off! This cartoon is pretty spot on.
Hello again LJ. I’m back. Jokes to come.
Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Current Music: One thing - Amerie

Jan. 2nd, 2006 @ 06:06 pm
FUCK
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» zzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No,no,no.

I'm so tired I don't know what to do
I'm so tired my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind

I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid git.

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
» Spot the difference? I don't think so!

Something's been bugging me about Sol Trujillo, the newly appointed CEO of Telstra. Today whilst trying to finish a pod essay I found it!

Look, Mario is a phone!

Best evidence ever!

Am I a genius or what?


» why are people so kind?

Everywhere I've gone over the last week or so, people have really been enjoying themselves. Friends of mine have been in awesome moods and people everywhere are just being kind and nice. People are getting excited about the Meredith line-up (as they should, got my ticket!), about being able to smell the approaching summer, about the footy, about the Poms, about George Bush's approval rating, Kanye's new LP, Augustus's face, about nearing the end of degrees, about honours, about all sorts of stuff.
What the fuck is going on with me then?
I too have been excited by all of the above but I've been in the weirdest mood for the last two weeks and I simply don't know what it is. I have tried getting drunk and stoned, but that’s just made me intense and annoying to be around. I have tried going to 161 on a Saturday night and despite being on the interstate DJ’s guest list that didn’t work cos those fucks didn’t let Lis and I in. I’m very, very low on cash at the moment so maybe that’s got something to do with it. I think I need some Dr. Phil time, you know “me time” or some shit like that. I want to know what I’m doing for summer but want more to get through this semester and think about honours next year. Blah blah blah.


» Go Kanye!
A little nervous, but check this out!
When it all falls down!


» We had one of these suckers in our Bathroom!

I didn't think it would ever come to this. It should never have come to this.

Rest In Peace Sluggy, this world was simply too small for you and Panda.


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